Monday, March 19, 2007

My Clock is out of Alignment

Maybe it's just me but I feel like my clock is out of alignment. Being a tree hugging dirt worshipper I am always looking for ways to conserve energy but daylight saving time 3 weeks early has put me 1 hour out of alignment with the space time continum.

The world seems slightly out of focus, I never know what time it really is, it feels like 5 o'clock but the computer says it is 6o'clock... wait this clock won't update is it 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock or 7o'clock? I don't know ... my clock is out of alignment.

The universe has gotten quiter, as if it is moving on borrowed time. I went into a meeting today at work and sat in the conference room for a good 25 minutes, turns out I was there for 1 hour and 25 minutes. I showed up a hour late because my Lotus notes calendar has some crazy bug, brought on by trying to move daylight savings time ahead by 3 weeks. Don't we trust the tides to guide us, are we so advanced that we now can alter time, 3 weeks early? How much energy are we saving, will I get a refund check?

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